Some criminals are not intelligent and cannot properly commit their crimes. Already published many stories about crazy criminals, whose actions are not amenable to any rational explanation. But the following criminal elements have reached a whole new level of stupidity. They managed to get into such alterations that they were forced to call the police.
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Dangerous transit
This incident with two unfortunate criminals Leland Ayala-Dolient and Holland Sword occurred in early 2015. They transported about 9 kilograms of marijuana in their car from California to Montana. On the border between Nevada and Idaho, they noticed that they were being watched. They were sure that the police were following them in civilian cars. This thought sat so tightly in their heads that they decided to stop and call the police themselves.
After the response of the 911 service dispatcher, Dolienta said the following: “Hi, we are the two morons who have caught transporting some items across your border. All your cops just drive around us like a bunch of annoying flies. Guys, I just want you to get this over with quickly. ” The dispatcher was discouraged since no one was watching the men. However, he sent the outfit to the specified location. When the officers arrived, they found two guys with hands behind their heads and a full package of marijuana nearby. They were charged with drug trafficking. Sword was sentenced to 30 days of arrest. However, Dolienta, in whose blood traces of cocaine, marijuana and oxycodone were found, were sentenced to 8 years in prison.
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Find the clue and open the door
This incident occurred in Vancouver in mid-2018. Escape room is an intellectual game where players are locked in a room (or room) with closed doors. Players must solve puzzles to find a way out of the room.
Ray Wardlow without permission entered the local Escape Room, took the control panel, a can of beer and a smartphone. Then he sat down, drank beer with a burrito, which he brought with him. Having finished his breakfast, he tried to exit through the same door. However, the handle was broken and the door did not open.
Wardrow tried to get out through another door, but could not figure out how to open the lock. Thinking he was trapped, he began to panic. Grabbing the phone, he dialed 911. He said he was calling from the Escape Room because his own house was robbed. While the police were driving, he managed to deal with a broken door. Running out into the street, he fell right into the hands of the police. He was arrested and charged with burglary.
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Stranger in the bathroom
Portland 2011 Timothy Chapek broke into the house of a woman, went into the bathroom and began to take a shower. During his washing, he heard that the mistress was back. Frightened that the mistress had weapons, he locked himself in the bathroom and called the police.
The hostess was called Hilarry Mackenzie. Hearing the voice of a thief, she ordered her daughter to go out and called her two German shepherds. Together they moved to Chapek. Going to the door, she asked: “Why are you taking a shower in my house?” He replied: - “I broke the door. I was kidnapped. " Hillary immediately called the police. After listening to the story of апapek, the police, of course, did not believe him and accused him of illegally entering other people's property.
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Intruder with a conscience
Michael Leicester celebrated New Year's Eve in 2017 drunk, driving his car. At some point, he decided to call 911 and give up. Lester told the dispatcher that he had been driving drunk all night trying to stop. He also added that he was traveling in the oncoming lane and did not even know where he was now.
The dispatcher persuaded him to stop. Lester stopped and decided to find something to eat. Hanging up, he parked in the middle of the road. The police easily tracked Lester and conducted a sobriety test, which he, of course, did not pass. He said that he drank only three to four bottles of beer, swallowed amphetamine and slept only four hours in the past four days. Leicester was arrested for drunk driving, driving into the oncoming lane and driving without a seat belt.
5
Where are you, Santa?
In 2017, a few days before Christmas, Jesse Berube decided to rob Lorry's Little Shack, a bar in California where he was a regular. Inspired by Santa Claus, Jesse decided to climb through the chimney. Climbing to the roof, he slid like a fish into a chimney, which was only 46 centimeters wide. Having reached the middle, Berube buried himself in the turn of the pipe, and it was impossible to crawl further, as well as backward.
All attempts to Beruba boiled down to the fact that he managed to get a phone from his pocket and call for help. Arriving firefighters, special equipment freed Jesse. He was all soot, but he himself was not injured. Soon Berube was arrested for burglary.
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Wrong turn
This case was recorded in Eldorado County, California in 2017. A policeman on duty noticed how Derrick Diono and Triston Crossland's car turned off the road. The policeman caught up with the car, tried to cut a couple and stop. Crossland had a suspended sentence, and Derrick had four unpaid fines, marijuana, heroin and a gun in a car. In addition, he was under amphetamine. They knew they would be imprisoned if caught.
Stopping, they jumped out of the car and rushed down the canyon. Having run through the frozen river, they hid in the forest. After several hours of wandering, they met a huntsman who advised them to return or they would just freeze. Time passed until the couple realized that they were really facing a cold death.
Already in desperation, they called 911. A special squad found them in the morning, frozen to the bone, but alive. Police said they had never seen such happy people being taken to prison.
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Robber at gunpoint
Christopher Moore in 2012 crept around midnight into the Jerow Family Country House in Texas and began to rob. Sneaking into the bedroom, he took a couple of things. The owner James Jerow woke up from a rustle, and Moore quietly went out. At first, the owner thought that it was his son, but he was quietly sleeping. At the entrance, he noticed Christopher's parked truck, took his weapon and boldly went to detain the thief, who was moving towards the car.
He caught up with him, took the keys, but Moore managed to close in his car. At gunpoint and out of desperation, Moore called the cops on the phone. He told them: “I’m somewhere out of town. They pointed a weapon at me and are about to shoot. ” Arriving police arrested the unfortunate thief. He received seven years probation and 250 hours of community service.
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8
Ominous snow blower
As he drove through a parking lot in front of a Walmart store in Ohio, Cody Bragg noticed a handbag in a shopping cart. Hiding his face under the hood, he slowly rode up to her and pulled her, sticking his hand out of the car window. The hostess reacted and grabbed Cody’s hand and for a few meters just dragged herself behind the robber’s car, but then she let go.
This scene was watched by John Schumann, who immediately suspected something was amiss and decided to follow it. He got into the snowplow, called the police, and he drove after the thief. After 30 minutes of persecution, Bragg discovered that the driver of the snow blower was watching him. He did not find anything else but to call 911 and report that he was being pursued. He told the dispatcher that this driver must have confused him with the bag thief. The dispatcher told Cody to return to the parking lot, where he was captured by the police. For theft and robbery, he received 9 years in prison.
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Drunkenness is a battle!
Another story about the unsuccessful cracker John Finch. In 2011, he entered one of the houses in Delaware. The house was empty after being damaged by a storm. Finch had already penetrated this house and was sure that this time everything would go smoothly. He climbed through the window and immediately went to the bar with alcohol. The next three days he spent in a drunken stupor, draining three bottles of whiskey and two bottles of gin. When he was about to get home, he discovered that the owner had changed locks after the first theft. It was impossible to go outside without keys, and he simply physically could not get out through the window. He was so drunk. Finch called the rescue service, posing as the owner of the house. The officers who arrived spoke to him through the window and easily guessed that this was not the owner at all. First he was taken to a hospital, and then convicted of theft.
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Fancy pastries
Police officer Edward Sanchez in 2006 took marijuana from the evidence store and hid it in his car. In the evening, he pulled a bag of grass from the car and brought home. After that, his wife baked pastries with marijuana. In one sitting, they ate all the cakes.
Sanchez had smoked marijuana before, but had never eaten before. He felt weird. He began to think that something else was mixed in the weed, and called 911. Edward said that he and his wife had “eaten” marijuana.
“In my opinion, we are dying,” he told the dispatcher. "We have baked cakes, and I believe that we have already died, I am telling the truth." He gave his address and constantly asked if the ambulance was traveling. He also added that time drags on terribly slowly.
Then he admitted that he had repeatedly stolen drugs, including cocaine, which was used in a three-day spree with his wife. Neither he nor his wife was charged, but he left the police.
As you can see, often the punishment for their dishonest acts comes instantly. Most-beauty.ru hopes that there will be more cases of “instant punishment”, because criminals should not be unpunished.